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Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
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Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday 

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. 

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".
My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut 

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

my name is skyler white yo 

Look, lady, whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
He told me everything.
guy:look,lady what whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
lady:Well, my name is Skyler White, yo. (vine boom)My husband is Walter White, yo(vine boom).
He told me everything.
my name is skyler white yo