A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..
by Dupz March 31, 2005
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It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
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n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.
See: cock block.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.
See: cock block.
Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.
Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.
Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.
by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009
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by semicolumn January 26, 2009
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When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!
by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022
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by LeoGzz August 6, 2014
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I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
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