by Teresa A. Burr July 11, 2008
honestly scares people quite a lot. very weird, wacky xd type of earth science teacher. loves star wars more than his job and yells a lot for no apparent reason. some students think he's depressed due to his constant rambling about death and injury. says modern slang too often and thinks he created the dab.
by salmontoess May 04, 2018
When a male bastes his penis and/or testicles with creamy peanut butter and invites a canine companion to partake in consensual consumption of said peanut butter.
I took the guy who sat alone with his lap dog a jar of peanut butter so he could enjoy a nutter mutter.
by drumdude20 June 28, 2014
When a person angrily swears under their breath. All that can be understood are the expletives, between unintelligible mutterings.
She heard him mutter-fucking in the other room, and wondered what had made him so angry.
Tripping over the toy truck, he stubbed his toe, and mutter-fucked his way to the freezer to ice his wound.
He didn't think that it was fair for his boss to ask him to stay late, but he finished the project, mutter-fucking his boss the entire time.
Tripping over the toy truck, he stubbed his toe, and mutter-fucked his way to the freezer to ice his wound.
He didn't think that it was fair for his boss to ask him to stay late, but he finished the project, mutter-fucking his boss the entire time.
by uglydreamer December 23, 2017
by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.
Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.
by goodone! June 20, 2023