mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 7, 2008

mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

by Derptastic_spastic February 27, 2014

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Mutomboed

Unexpectedly rejected, and with vigor

I walked this girl home, but I was totally Mutomboed at her door.

by Spicy Cream August 4, 2008

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008