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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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Mutate my member!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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Mutatonomine

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.
'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'
by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012
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mutant love

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.
Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"
by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016
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mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.
You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!
by Skippalicious May 4, 2020
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 22, 2003
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