The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
by Tom. M January 12, 2006
Get the justification mug.Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017
Get the junkie justification mug.an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)
I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.
by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012
Get the mystifixation mug.Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.
by Sir Claim macdo June 1, 2017
Get the Mummification mug.When a person with a sexual interest in children is caught trying to meet up with a minor whom he or she groomed online.
Did you see the latest musafication by the Luzerne county predator catcher? The dude squirmed like a rat when the police rolled up.
by AdultHumanFemale2022 January 2, 2022
Get the Musafication mug.When one is converted into a state of mind beyond belief, and occurs when listening to music performed and/or sung by the British band, Muse. This will usually occur to person listening to Muse for the first time, but can occur at any given moment.
Ex 1: Don't disturb me mate, I'm in a complete state of museification.
Ex 2: I was completely museified when i heard them at first.
Ex 2: I was completely museified when i heard them at first.
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