Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.

Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.

by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011

mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.

"those mustards are such bitches"

by MUNTYLOVERSUNITE May 5, 2009

Mustards

A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.

Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.

by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011

mustardist

the highest form of expression

I love you mustardist

by big papaz December 28, 2022

The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.

I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.

by maskedrolla December 31, 2017