mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005

Mustache

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Dude, your mustache is beast!

by Mr. Brader June 27, 2010

Mustached

Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.

"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."

"You just got mustached"

"Screw Chad and his mustache!"

by someangryguy November 9, 2011

Mustache

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!

I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!

by PipTiff December 25, 2011

mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

by drock August 15, 2004

Mustach

Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.

Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.

by Nvode November 27, 2004

Mustaching

The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.

Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!

Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!

by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011