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Musicians

The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.
Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
by pseudonym name April 21, 2013
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Musician

A dumb cunt who thinks they have an actual purpose in life, to make up for their general worthlessness and lack of motivation to actually live life with a sense of formal humanity. A musician constantly tells themselves that they will someday meet their purpose, when in actuality, they give up and work a 9-5 AM job, and ride on transit buses.
I'm a musician, I have a purpose in life that has more importance than yours.
by ((...)) February 11, 2017
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Musician

People who play an instrument with enough skill to make a living playing an instrument (or singing).
Jim-I play a guitar, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin-You don't play a guitar well enough to make a living playing guitar.
Jim- That may be true, but why does that mean I have to respect somebody who plays a guitar well, or has played a guitar for years?
Kevin-Well because the musician who has done that makes a lot of money, it's their world since they own it. That's how it works Jim.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
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Musician

1. Someone without a job.
2. Someone without money.
3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.
I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.
by buttplug December 5, 2003
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closet musician

Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.
by taphi1234 July 24, 2011
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Musician Delusion

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.
"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"
by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012
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Musician’s Syndrome

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011
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