murphy's law

Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
by Richard Porter September 24, 2006
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The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
by Radioman December 02, 2003
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by MICHELLE October 15, 2003
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murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'
by Matt September 30, 2003
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murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
by aldwardo November 03, 2006
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Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.
by Anonymous October 09, 2003
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Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.
I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.
by Buttfucked September 08, 2003
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