Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".

Why do you hate murka?

by Colder September 11, 2011

Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

by gloplord August 22, 2023

Murkapalypse

The act of murking to a non-adulterated purity. Perfection.

Mur-ka-pa-lypse

1. Person 1: I'm #1 in the nation on this game!!

Person 2: That's practically a Murkapalypse!!

2. Person 1: So Billy Madison was practically a Murkapalypse on all comedic levels.

Person 2: It's only rivaled by Adam Sandler himself.

by iDOlikechicken July 3, 2009

merkaholic

It starts off with the odd merk every now and then. Then it starts becoming more frequent and before you know it you're merkin bare edz, bare manz; no one escapes a merkin. True merkaholic.

jessica is a merkaholic

by prepareforwarfare March 11, 2009

murkalicious

something or someone with the propery of killing or beating badly

Reggie miller has the tendency to be very murkalicious in NBA Jam when playing against Lawrence Cannon.

by Lawrence Cannon February 23, 2005

Murkasaurus Rex

One who has been severely murked, both in a physical, and metaphoric sense.

Dude, I shouldn't have drunk so much beer last night, I woke up like a murkasaurus rex today.

by Murkasaurus January 4, 2009

murkaopp

When you feel close to a person but come to find out they were shitting on you the whole time.

Dylan was invited to a party by his know to be best friend, but his best friend was a murkaopp and suprised pissed on him in front of 36 people and embarrassed the shit out of him.

by Theone2002 July 12, 2016