murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

murderlize

Excessive murdering of someone or something

"damn he really murderlized that steak"
"i'm going to murderlize yo ass"

by oyizzle January 5, 2009

murderize the babies

This is a humorous expression when pets play too rough.

Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!

by I, Wreckerrr May 24, 2021

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

murderlize

To defeat by an overwhelming margin.

Our Little League team got murderlized in the playoffs.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2005

Murdercide

A murder (poorly) disguised as a suicide.

"Epstein's murdercide is the only bipartisanship that's happened in Washington in years." -- Essence Jones

by NeiTakk August 15, 2019

Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

by xDB-1x November 13, 2011