MURGING

1.A way of expressing extreme anger towards all through yelling, punching, and headbutts.

2. a new style of gutteral Texas hate screaming

3.to depress someone to the extent of suicide with one word

"did you see that guy murging on that old lady, he broke her arm?"

2. "that singer murged so hard he threw up on my face"

3.you just got murged

by chockhogger5 August 24, 2010

murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

MurRing

You know when you finish peeing and the last dribble makes a pee ring on your boxers where your pecker touches the cloth. That is a MurRing.

Greg Jones has the first ever observed case of the MurRing. And after pointing this out he says, "My MurRing is exposed!"

by Chris Jones Murrel October 30, 2008

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

murking

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 30, 2008

murting

Following someone in your vehicle closely to continue to pick up their transmitted Ipod signal via FM radio. Most transmitters have a decent range to them, so often times if your radio is set to the same station as the transmitter, you can pick it up from a good distance away.

I was murting this girl in a VW for at least 50 miles and she was jamming some DMB!

by jeffjeffjeff123 April 10, 2010