muppet

a fool

'shut up and go home, you muppet'

by nick August 21, 2003

muppet

a person who acts really stupid and/or immature all the time.

"whos the muppet who put my hand in warm water while i was sleeping!"

by alland February 22, 2008

muppet

A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).

You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?

by Jedibob February 1, 2007

muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

muppet

See arsenal supporter.

Shut up, you southern muppet.

by Tajiri February 1, 2005

muppet

A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more

What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!

by Tara Kustrin October 4, 2006

muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 2, 2017