mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

The Munson Effect

When a freak/outcast character on a TV show or movie is loved or simped after by the people who would bully or hate that character in real life.
Named after the character Eddie Munson from Stranger Things.

Guy 1 : "Yo did you hear that Jessica has a huge crush on Eddie Munson from Stranger Things?"
Guy 2 : " But isn't she bullying a guy just like him at school?"
Guy 1 : "Must be The Munson Effect"

by FriendAlux November 28, 2022

munsoned

to have the whole world in the palm of ur hand and then piss it all away

man he really munsoned that one

by Alex Leighton June 2, 2003

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012