munge

1. obsfucation
2. befouled, FOOBAR

1. "We MUNGED the url to mitigate against a hack-back."

2. This thing is so MUNGED up, it'll take weeks to fix!

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Munge

To Munge (derivative of the italian term mangia, meaning eat) is to orally stimulate a female's vagina by "eating her out". Will usually result in an orgasm, and is often followed by a blowjob (if not done already) and or intercourse, as well as an increased willingness to make you sandwiches.

Bob: hey Fred, you having olga over tonight?
Fred: yeah man, gonna have a munge.

Bob: infinite sandwiches for you.

*high five*

by bob von bobson December 29, 2014

munge

(verb) The act of ramming a live cactus up a woman's ass, and sloshing it back and forth, while gently and pleasurably fingering her pussy, until she simultaneously cums and bleeds, leaving her writhing in pleasure AND pain.

Guy 1: Dude, I got into a fight with my mom a few days ago, so as revenge, I munged the SHIT out of her last night.
Guy 2: Damn man, that's pretty harsh...
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, but it's to teach her a lesson!

by eYe EaT tranvestitties 321 December 1, 2017

munge

When, upon finding a rotting, stank, bloated from sitting in the sun, and frankly just all around disgusting female corpse, one places one's mouth over the vaginal opening, punches the corpses stomach, and proceeds to devour any and all fluids that issue thereof.

Hannibal was probably a big fan of the munge.

by Trueirony May 2, 2006

Munge

The female genitalia. A vagina.

Oh man I'd give anything to get a piece of Stacy's munge!

by ElseMeisterJ August 1, 2017

munge

Munging is the act in which one jumps on the stomach of a dead corpse and eating through fallatio the embalming fluids which erupt out of the corpse in the jumping process.

What did you do last night? I went to the cemetary and munged some guy.

by Preseason3 September 1, 2003

Munge

An ugly, messed up vagina.

The girl I got with last night had a munge

by Wiggas October 18, 2017