A person with a very Somalian mentality who does not know how to party, hates drinking or can't engage in an intellectual discussion about universal enigmas that haunt man’s existence such as: What is the meaning of life, does God really exist, etc.
AbdiShwak: Hey Faadumo, whachu doing tonight?
Fadumo: Will go with some friends and smoke shiisha.
AbdiShwak: You are so mundane! Wali ma dad baa shiishad cabba? Come with us so we can talk about God and meaning of life over a cold Jack Daniels!
Fadumo: Will go with some friends and smoke shiisha.
AbdiShwak: You are so mundane! Wali ma dad baa shiishad cabba? Come with us so we can talk about God and meaning of life over a cold Jack Daniels!
by Philosopher-King December 30, 2010
Mundane, Mundanes or 'danes. A slang term for people who attend Renaissance Festivals in normal non-garb attire. Also slang to define anyone who attends Renaissance Festivals but has not adopted a Rennie Persona.
Lady Mary: Are you attending Faire this weekend?
Pirate Annita: I've got a lot going on this weekend but if I squeeze in a visit it will sadly be in 'danes.
Barbarian Bess: Who is the mundane?
DewDrizzle the Faerie: That is my friend Joe. This is his first RenFest!
Pirate Annita: I've got a lot going on this weekend but if I squeeze in a visit it will sadly be in 'danes.
Barbarian Bess: Who is the mundane?
DewDrizzle the Faerie: That is my friend Joe. This is his first RenFest!
by MadMadameBludpyre November 26, 2013
A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
Someone who has been exposed as a False Flagger of YouTube content like Mundane Matt was by Mister Metokur.
Oh come on, don't be a Mundane Flaggot!
by Suit Yourself February 7, 2022
The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)
by Skua September September 26, 2018
The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.
You are a mundane mom.
by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014
by YoMommasDealer August 5, 2018