Moss Muncher

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.

Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.

by Lilaustin January 19, 2019

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

Durry Muncher

DURRY MUCHER – Someone who smokes a lot of cigarettes (durries)

Matt is such a durry muncher all I ever see him doing is munching on durries.

By Abbey

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

muncie turtle

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.

John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.

by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006

rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011