Muller

To take something that belongs to someone else, even though it can clearly be traced back to you.

Damn-I thought I had some coke in the fridge but I appear to have been Mullered.

by MelbIT May 27, 2007

Muller

A last name usually paired with a first name of someone who is attractive. Normally an 'Alisha' or 'Jake'

Alisha: I will name my baby boy Jake!
Nurse: why?
Alisha: fits the last name.
Nurse: Muller?
Alisha: Exactly.

by LittleMissToby July 25, 2013

Muller

a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs

Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk

by GimmeFreeBudsBro October 1, 2019

Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.

Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

Muller

A Muller - to have tea and a lie down

"Sorry boys can’t come having a Muller."

by Ninxdough July 8, 2020

Muller

A hairy man, with a small penis, and a giant personality that suffers from gout.

Woah, that mate over there looks like a Muller check out his limp. / woah check out that werewolf he’s probably a Muller.

by Christianx8a March 8, 2024

Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018