While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.
At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008
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Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."
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1. "FFS I just got mullahed by that hard bastard on the corner!"
2. Those {24} noobs were mullahed by ->MC<- tonight.
2. Those {24} noobs were mullahed by ->MC<- tonight.
by MC February 15, 2004
Get the mullahed mug.Ullah Mullahs are a form of Groveling that one (or more) person makes another person do. it involves the unfortunate person getting on his or her knees and preforming a highly amusing and embarassing form of tribal worship to the other person/s.
A funny alternative to kicking the crap out of someone would be to get them to give you Ullah Mullahs
A funny alternative to kicking the crap out of someone would be to get them to give you Ullah Mullahs
Jimmy had not payed Jason the money he owed him for over a week, for this Jason and his boys made Jimmy give him Ullah Mullahs on the high street in front of hundreds of people then demanded the money within the week.
by Jason Pendlebury July 20, 2008
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