Mulattosis

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

multi-dollar company

A company that, despite making millions of dollars every year, cannot seem to fix glaring issues with their product. Similar to small indie dev.

Player 1:"Have you seen how broken balance druids are in wow? I died in two seconds! Pvp is in a miserable state right now"
Player 2:"Yeah blizzard is a multi-dollar company and can't afford to pay for a pvp balance team."

by FeelsSadgeMan January 15, 2021

Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.

There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

multi layer cake

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.

Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.

by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

tom mulcair

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

by Stephen Harper Supporter December 8, 2015

mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

Multi-thinking

When one thinks about many subjects at once, and is still able to function while making sense. Different to multitasking; because multitasking is doing many things at once but multi-thinking; is thinking about many subjects at once and not necessarily doing something about it.

Writing a saucy danielle steel'esque novel, creating a dali'esque artwork, and coding a zuckerberg'esque program is ravenously depleting my multi-thinking capabilities

by Big_Mak December 31, 2010