Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

Muffintology

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

Muffinmold

The moldy excretion that rests between unreachable areas of skin on an obese person.

You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.

by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009