muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004

muheed

A guy who is a baller and has bare jokes.

You know muheed don't you.
Yeah remember when he floored Samuel

by Abdullah11 March 4, 2021

muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

mueed

One who has a passion for sports. Never stays behind sports as he always keeps up and never lets sports down.

Wow that guy over their is a mueed! He loves the game of sports.

by KasimS March 13, 2017

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009