Muf

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.

“aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”

by randomdude23942 April 23, 2018

Muf

When you really want to drop the f-bomb but can't

The muffing teacher what get the muf out of my business

by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019

Muf

Muf beschreibt den Zustand einer Zusammengehörigkeit aufgrund einer Beziehung zwischen leiblicher Mutter und einem Partner.

Seine Mufs besuchen heute ein Museum.

by elena_51 June 4, 2020

Muf

"Muf" is a slang term which is technically short for "Motherfucker", but it's practical use is as a synonym to "bro" or "cuz".

Yooo what's good Muf how've you been doing

by SomeoneSomewhere69fr20 February 16, 2026

muf cabbadge

a penis that is so messed up that it looks like the top of a muffin or cabbadge

Holy shit! Did you see Ronnie's penis? Its such a muf cabbadge!

by jerseyman October 18, 2010

Muf-Duf

A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy.

Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant.

For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.

Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me.

Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham.

(bitch spills drink on yo maum)
Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER

by Burtoneous Maximus May 25, 2011

slut-a-muf

a slutty bitch that skeezes on other peoples men.

That slut-a-muf stole my man and now im'o push her head through a wall

by haley May 13, 2005