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Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.
by Gollum May 28, 2006
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Mud Monkey

From the television show Supernatural.

A rude name for humans coined by the Angel Uriel.
"We're wasting time with these Mud Monkeys."
by Shayde_Dante February 9, 2009
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mudhoney

The mixture of sperm and shit and sweat that runs out of a man's anus when he's just been fucked by another man.
His skin wears a nauseating mixture of flakes of drying spunk and slimy wetness, the sickening smell of mudhoney.
by Dwintersni April 6, 2007
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Mud monkey

A nickname given to army cadets by Air cadets because they are often found rolling around in the mud
Unfortunately we will be joined by Mud monkeys on our next camp, cadets.
by poshboi April 10, 2015
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Fisty McDonkey Punch

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.
I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.
by The REAL McDonkey Punch June 6, 2011
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mudhonky

Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.
Man 1: who the fuck takes up 3 parking spots?
Man 2: must be a damn mudhonky..
by Shottyparker April 3, 2015
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Mcdonkey

A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesn’t go his way.
Why’s he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.
by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019
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