Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 13, 2020

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

Mud Monkey

any asian from Indonesia and its surrounding islands that is unfortuanatly asian and small and has also a darker complection from the steroetyped "yellow" asians., also they have very small hands almost chimpanzeeish

brought in to steal jobs from hard working aussies coz they only work for shit and are grateful for it

rice nazi

aka rock apes
!!!

Aussie slacker: fuck me dead the fuckin boss is bringing in more of those fuckin mud monkey's from cambodia every day

fucking mud monkey stole my job

basically aussie version of the mexican

THEY TOOK MA JEEEERRRRB

by Mad_Vladimir October 16, 2006

minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 06, 2016