Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.

You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.

by ~G~ October 22, 2004

mud visor

Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to block out all harmful UV rays.

While Wilber was giving Laura a mud visor. He prematurely ejaculated temporarily crusting Laura's eyes shut.

by Mud button January 9, 2006

Mud vein

Anal cavity used for sexual activity.

Bitch's sloppy box was so big, I had to toss it up her mud vein for some friction.

by jdhayman June 26, 2007

mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017

Mud Vape

Blowing vape through a resined filled bong and inhaling the now saturated resined vapor back into ur lungs and exhaling for a mud tasting vape.

Yo after that mud vape, I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth.

by ELIXIR4LIFE January 12, 2019

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017