mr. brightside

A guy who has terrible luck with with girls, or anyone who catches a lot of tough breaks in general.

- 'But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'

- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."

by ajaku3714 February 24, 2008

Mr. Brightside

Someone who knows his girlfriend is cheating on him, or at least messing around with a bunch of other guys, but chooses to ignore it because he can't resist her.

Made popular by The Killers's song, "Mr. Brightside."

"Dude, Jeffery's girl is over there making out with some guy! Does he know about it?"

"Yeah, but he's a Mr. Brightside, so he just ignores it."

by Allison Silsbee November 8, 2009

Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.

"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"

by gingecan July 2, 2014

Mr. Brightside Moment

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.

This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.

by wordfrog May 13, 2020

Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L October 17, 2008