The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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An overly masculine good looking woman.
A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.
or....
An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
An overly masculine good looking woman.
A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.
or....
An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!
Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
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Get the MANjelina Jolie mug.To be mange or a cunt: a type of person or disease caused by an idiot with no morals the term "MANJE French version or MANGE",suggesting poor condition of the hairy part of the anus due to infection, is sometimes reserved only for nonhuman natured Muppets & creatures of the night.
"One of those people in the world that only cares about themselves & was touched by an uncle"
"One of those people in the world that only cares about themselves & was touched by an uncle"
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Get the Manjeet Smash mug.Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:
-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009
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