Fuck all other definitions…this is legit.
Moya is the epitome of divine feminine beauty and energy. Her words are crafted with care and her actions are lubricated with nurture. Amazing in every single way. A beast at work and play. All around perfect. Beautiful as the queens of old, smart as the wisest minds. Extremely hilarious while being just as understanding. Such a powerful presence in anyone’s life. She values peace above all and is very big on family. Does a million things at once while doing it one at a time. She does all these effortlessly. The pinnacle of the modern woman.
Moya is the epitome of divine feminine beauty and energy. Her words are crafted with care and her actions are lubricated with nurture. Amazing in every single way. A beast at work and play. All around perfect. Beautiful as the queens of old, smart as the wisest minds. Extremely hilarious while being just as understanding. Such a powerful presence in anyone’s life. She values peace above all and is very big on family. Does a million things at once while doing it one at a time. She does all these effortlessly. The pinnacle of the modern woman.
by tuffmaverick November 25, 2021
by BOSS =P December 15, 2017
Mother You Avoid
Short: Opposite of a MILF
Long: A whiny, bitchy , over-concerned female that generally seems to be determined to make your day miserable.
A Moya is always the first to enter a parent-teacher conference and always the last to leave.
Being always on edge when it comes to her children , she will bug you endlessly about the dangers of Jenkem , Marijuana and chocolate till you agree to forswear those vices for the rest of your life.
While she might look good on the outside , her incessant , (often ignorant) whiny chatter forestalls any romantic advances immediately.
Another of the traits by which is Moya is characterized is the her technical illiteracy combined with her unwillingness to listen.
Short: Opposite of a MILF
Long: A whiny, bitchy , over-concerned female that generally seems to be determined to make your day miserable.
A Moya is always the first to enter a parent-teacher conference and always the last to leave.
Being always on edge when it comes to her children , she will bug you endlessly about the dangers of Jenkem , Marijuana and chocolate till you agree to forswear those vices for the rest of your life.
While she might look good on the outside , her incessant , (often ignorant) whiny chatter forestalls any romantic advances immediately.
Another of the traits by which is Moya is characterized is the her technical illiteracy combined with her unwillingness to listen.
<RandalSmith>: Yesterday we had a Moya at our store who wanted to by an Ipod for her son ... -.-
<LadyOnyx> XD , I think you should be glad you survived your experience .. :P
Principal: "Since somebody planted the rumor of LSD in our schools swimming pool , my Office is constantly under siege by the Moya's .
<LadyOnyx> XD , I think you should be glad you survived your experience .. :P
Principal: "Since somebody planted the rumor of LSD in our schools swimming pool , my Office is constantly under siege by the Moya's .
by Kaskeran June 12, 2009
Any hispanic,mainly Puerto Rican or Dominican-American from the ghettos of NYC,who are unable to speak spanish,(thier own goddam language) because their ignorant asses never learned how,seeing how they were to busy learning goddam ebonics to sound cool.
"Hey that new chick Maria Salazar,she can't even pronounce her own goddam last name can you beleive that?I thought she was latina man."
"Yeah man she is latina, the thing is she a moya!"
"Yeah man she is latina, the thing is she a moya!"
by omaro October 16, 2004
Wow! Sammy isn't selling drugs no more, he went to school and became a lawyer, he's on that MOYA shit.
by ANONYMOUS 24751 March 09, 2019
by Val1329 June 01, 2010