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mousetrap cheese 

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."
mousetrap cheese by Dorsai December 24, 2010

mousetrap thomas 

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"
mousetrap thomas by Todd January 15, 2005

Mousetrap reflex 

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.
Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
Mousetrap reflex by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013

mousetrap sex 

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.
Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!
mousetrap sex by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017

Mousetrap Shitcore

Mousetrap Shitcore is an independent or alternative genre of music that usually sounds like exactly what the name is. Some mousetrap shitcore songs are also considered ‘breakcore’ or ‘losercore’ which has some good songs, but usually it’s just a bunch of drums being slammed at random and some guy screaming. But there are a few more popular artists whose music falls under the term mousetrap shitcore.
Some examples of artists with mousetrap Shitcore songs are:
Weezer

Aphex Twin
Machine Girl
Deadmau5
Odetari

Toby Fox

Mississippi Mousetrap 

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.