morgenholz

German for Morning Wood

Ich habe ein Morgenholz

by awmm December 5, 2016

Morgenshtern

Morgenshtern is a russian shit-rapper.

-Ew what’s that?
-it’s a new Morgenshtern’s song..
-Pls, turn it down and get the hell out of my house!

-what a strange pineapple..
-no dude, it’s Morgenshern

by anonimus bigus dickus December 11, 2020

Morgen

d1: A guy with a really huge dick!(boy)

d2: A sweet, charming girl.(girl)

e1: "It was big, he must be Morgen!"

e2: she is such a Morgen

by Definitionnamer April 24, 2013

Murgen

Pulling a Murgen. Originating in World of Warcraft "Pulling a Murgen" means to do something stupid. Repeatedly. The original act was an attempt to resurrect by going into an instance. However, the player had died outside the instance. The player tried many attempts at this each time being returned to the graveyard

A dies falling off a bridge for the 5th time
B: FFS quit pulling a Murgen

by McGowan November 29, 2007

Morgenmaybe

To be noncommital, especially for poker.

Danny: Guy, are you coming to poker this week?
Guy: Don't know yet, I'm still a Morgenmaybe.

by RosemaryAKQJ10 July 9, 2018

morgenmuffel

One who wakes up grumpy and consequently bails on a surf with mates.

Has anyone seen the Morgenmuffel lately?

Sarah pulled a Morgenmuffel.

This morning was colder than a Mogenmuffel’s clacker. Burrrrr!

by Tingo00 August 9, 2023

Morgen Ya Wee Jake!!!!!!

He is a wee jake, invented after an austrian dude said the word morgen, which was then followed by two epic dudes saying ya wee jake.

Austria Guy " Guten Morgen." Epic Dudes " Ya wee jake."

The Dudes then heard the saying Morgen Ya Wee Jake!!!!!!

by Moosgruger October 31, 2011