Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.

Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!

by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020

Moumantai

無問題 or 无问题

Translates literally as "no problem" but interpreted in English as "relax" or "take it easy" (also written Momentai)

Its a Cantonese phrase made famous by the Bandai show Digimon Tamers, by the Digimon character Terriermon, who it has almost become a trademark phrase.

"Henry, moumantai!" (Literally "Henry relax!")

by Rykse March 15, 2010

Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.

Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006

sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.

wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.

Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

by Fanny Alger August 28, 2005