Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.

I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Mold sack

An ugly piece of crap, or someone worthless to yours or anyone else's life, and they smell and look like piece of moist moldy dump

Tony Francin, just leave, everyone hates you plus you are a Mold Sack

by Primetime#1 June 5, 2010

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019

mound shield

When someone cock blocks a lesbian.

Mike D is mound shielding Ravan again.

by Kara Thrace September 3, 2009

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018

Mouldy Sub

"Mouldy Sub"

/məʊl•di 'səb/

noun: british
noun: mouldy sub; plural noun: mouldy subs

A person who subscribes to a channel in hope of getting a subscription in return. A person who subscribes to a channel and has no intention of watching any videos. A subscriber who will unsubscribe soon.
Typical Phrase spoken by a mouldy sub: "I am a new subscriber please sub to my channel too, let's support each other"

synonyms: sub4subber, fake subscriber, nuisance waste of space.

"Moldy Sub"

/məʊl•di 'səb/

noun: American
noun: moldy sub; plural noun: moldy subs
The American spelling of 'Mouldy Sub'

I have 91 subs, but I'm only counting 90, as 1 of them is a mouldy sub.

by ware-bunny May 30, 2018