To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.
Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"
Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!
Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.
Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!
Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.
by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008
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Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home.
by J Lib February 17, 2022
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1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'
by Big Jim December 20, 2003
Get the Mortgage mug.A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).
by woodman445 May 15, 2006
Get the mortgage movie mug.A "classic" car, motorbike, or boat that old farts purchase from one another under the auspices of fixing up and restoring, but is invariably neglected, and allowed to continue to deteriorate upon their own driveway or lot.
AKA junker Fixer Upper project car
AKA junker Fixer Upper project car
"You heard Tim took over a Rust Mortgage? That thing's gonna sit in the grass until it turns to dust."
by PanfrySamurai September 4, 2018
Get the Rust Mortgage mug.possible root from the French verb "mourir" meaning to die. The English word "mortgage" refers a home owner's loan that is usually with you until you die. Usage of the French root is supposed to make it sound fancier than "loan" - but it doesn't really.
J'ai mort - meaning "I am dead"
I have a mortgage - meaning "My social life is dead b/c I own a house"
I have a mortgage - meaning "My social life is dead b/c I own a house"
by Money Maid February 23, 2004
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