Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Morgon

Someone who steal everything and does not follow hygiene.
This creatures usually spawns in forest and under bridges.

Example:
Tim: Hey i stole this lamp.
Jack:You fucking morgon.
Tim:Uh i like forest now
Jack:Go away or i will shoot.

by ZBmemes September 24, 2020

Moronathon

Moronathon (adjective) a term used to describe a gathering of three or more morons.

Cuntree and his friends are having another moronathon.

by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020

chloe moriondo

a girl that will make you question your sexuality

i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?

by directionerforever124 September 3, 2019

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

by chitsb January 9, 2009

monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013