coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.

Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020

coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)

men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing

by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020

Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

by lolggs March 21, 2020

Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

Boronavirus

Deadly illness ravaging the neighborhoods of South Los Angeles and other inner city areas across America. Members of the original blood family are most susceptible to this contagious illness

Darell: “Yo stay away from that nigga Javon, that fool got the boronavirus”

Javon: “Blood I’m bool, I swear, a nigga be sneezing tho...”

by thatnibbadeebo March 30, 2020

Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.

I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

by RedZombie March 12, 2020

Coronavirus

A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies

coronavirus kills almost everyone in society

by SMH0318 April 7, 2020