"Sa mori tu" is a romanian expression that means "no way", but directly translated to "will you die". It is used as an exclamation for something that is shocking and you don't believe it's true even if it actually is. It can also be accompanied by the word "coaie".
Person A: "You won't believe what happened! My friend hooked up with her hot neighbor."
Person B: "Sa mori tu, coaie!... I can't believe she would do that."
Person B: "Sa mori tu, coaie!... I can't believe she would do that."
by NeonFascist003 November 3, 2022
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From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
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Morissa's are sexy,pretty,cute,sweet,nice,tall but not the smartest person you will meet
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable
They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people
When they say they love u they mean it
They love to kiss and cuddle
They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts
If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable
They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people
When they say they love u they mean it
They love to kiss and cuddle
They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts
If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man
That girl is amazing must be a Morissa
I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa
There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa
I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa
There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa
by Sexy_man9898 March 5, 2014
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She is the epitome of beauty and is blessed with alot of booty
She is the epitome of beauty and is blessed with alot of booty
by mamii the saiint September 14, 2017
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Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;
"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"
"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"
by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011
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person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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