Morgoth

The original evil goy in Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings, one of the original Valar and Ainur created by Iluvatar. overthrown by the Valar. Original boss of Sauron. Stole the Silmarils.

Morgoth is evil.

by rewh December 15, 2003

mortogged

getting rng'ed

- Oh fuck, I'm getting mortogged.
- This carussel is mortogged.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

Mornography

Mornography abrv. Morno or Morn. Muscle Porn. A magazine or publication featuring body-builders which is admired by other body-builders for sexual gratification.

John Ward had just popped to the shops to purchase this month's edition of Flex Magazine to add to his wankbank of mornography and was hurrying home for a nice long slow wank.

by Chris Nissen March 14, 2008

morgo

noun: one of your best friends when they are acting loopy/crazy/drunk.

im gonna go restrain my morgo katie over there!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

Morgophobia

Fear of firefighters.

The little girl had a case of morgophobia; she could not stand the sight of the shirtless firefighter that came to her classroom.

by Rex Rainmaker December 2, 2010

mormogram

When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.

Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram

by Trevjesus April 25, 2014

Morlogic

Ideas that only morons can find reason in.

Ted says " two plus three equals ten" I say "Ted stop using morlogic and learn to count"

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008