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Mopportunity

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009
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Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
by Sizzor April 2, 2008
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hoportunity

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.
Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.
by SINJim March 9, 2021
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