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moosegoggles

when someone gets anothers testicals plopped on their eyes
shhh shhhh he's asleep now. zzzip!
hey yo you just got some fucking
moosegogels
by bunny la-la August 13, 2003
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moondogging

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".
"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"
by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008
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moondogging

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.
I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging
by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007
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MoonDoggie

A very valued rank in the world of skateboarding.
Dude our boy got skills, we should up his rank to MoonDoggie. (most be accepted to Team Frozen Monkey befor anyone is eligible)
by James "moonDoggie" Hollifield November 6, 2003
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moondogging

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.
"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"
by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008
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moosenugget

An overly large camel toe that drapes over the seam of very tight jeans worn by a hefty woman. Usually to one side, this moosenugget is overly noticeable.
Jason was checking camel toes when this large gal walked into his view scratching her moosenugget.
by Shane December 29, 2003
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Moosedogging

the act of going betting the maximum amount of chips/money in a hand of Texas Hold 'em poker when you have a bad hand, such as the infamous seven-two off suit.
"Whoa, how did you get all of your money back Gary Coleman?"

"Why, thank you for asking, MC Hammer. I got it by Moosedogging with Joshua Jackson and the Jonas Brothers. Boy, were they ever mad!"
by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009
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