The lamest city in the world. The best thing to do here is to go to Target or loiter in front of Vons talking about what to do next. That's all that's done though. Just talking about it. It's also filled with a bunch of white kids going nowhere in life who think they're the shit but haven't stepped out into the real world, or the cholos/cholas in downtown Moorpark who are also going nowhere in life. By 8 PM the city is dead because the people who live here are lame and don't have anything to do but sleep or stay inside their houses, or the high school kids are hiding at their friend's places smoking weed or drinking beers, but would never raise havoc in the streets of safe ole Moorpark.
Moorpark? Where's that? I've heard of Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, but I don't know what the hell Moorpark is.
by gotsteez March 17, 2010
one of the only cities on the planet earth where the entire population believes they actually "live" in Venice or Mammoth if only for the weekend to snowboard or smoke weed. Then come home and talk about how they're going back next week.
by ahnoneymoose January 15, 2010
The most culturally diversed town on earth. You can be hanging out with all the cholos down on Charles Street shootin all the homies that aint down smokin reefer with you, and you can walk about a mile and find a bunch of snobby ass white kids playing ball with their douchebag fathers.
by brandonfuckinflynn June 18, 2008