moondabor

Sexual position in which two men, ages 35-47, spank eachother vigorously on the ass while engaging in anal sex at strange, strange angles.

"What's YOUR favorite position, Bob?"

"Well DUH! The moondabor, thilly!"

by The Holy Christ May 24, 2004

Moonbaby

Useless; Utterly Incompetent

"Hey, have you see Jeff around? We need to get done with the project!"
"Forget about him, he's a Moonbaby anyway. His involvement would ruin everything!"

by IGotTheRealMeanings May 1, 2019

Moonjam

The gayest band in the world

Jonas: Hey Thomas, you heard the new Moonjam album?
Thomas: Yeah it's awesome!

by horekim January 25, 2011

Mooncabbage

Someone who has an affinity with making good Dungeons and Dragons campaigns and DMing them. Also suffers from hating humanity and lack of skin pigment.

KillerCushion attempted a mooncabbage but failed.

by diSCorD November 7, 2003

Moonjob

Moonjob is the act of putting a plastic moon on your dick and rolling it around

My boyfriend was feeling down, so I said that I'd give him a moon job!

Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 7, 2018

moonjabi

a person of middle eastern decent.

That moonjabi works at the gas station. Wow you smell like a moonjabi!

by JuicemanMatt December 17, 2008

moonjob

The act of recieving fellatio in lunar space craft

Rodger: "Hey Janet, give me a moonjob now!"

by matt jano September 4, 2010