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Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and never stop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.
I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.
Mooner by Zero Budget Stories September 11, 2023
A person who repeatedly takes advantage of friends or relationships for personal gain, often acting out of desperation, making the same mistakes, and returning seeking forgiveness after each fallout.
Ryan is being such a mooner lately
Mooner by Mr.blacky June 20, 2025

Mooner molester 

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
Mooner molester by El ritardo June 25, 2018

mooner landing 

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)
looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...
mooner landing by espo1 December 15, 2009

lunar mooner 

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"
lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.
Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!
loonar mooner by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008