Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and neverstop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.
I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.
A person who repeatedly takes advantage of friends or relationships for personal gain, often acting out of desperation, making the same mistakes, and returning seeking forgiveness after each fallout.
When you stuick 12sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"