Bad Mooka

A badass rock n roll band from the DC area \m/

Monstrous Ostracized Ostriches Kill All!!!

Me after a Bad Mooka show: "BAD MOOKA ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH THEY KICKED SOME MAJOR POONTANG TONIGHT AND IT WAS AWESOME I FEEL DUMBER THAN A ROCK MY BODY ACHES AND I'M SO EXHAUSTED I LITERALLY HAVE TO SUPPORT MY HEAD SINCE MY NECK FEELS WOBBLY BUT IT'S WORTH IT BECAUSE THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL YOU MAY PUT OUT YOUR HEART AND SOUL RESULTING IN YOUR BODY NEAR COLLAPSE BUT YOUR SPIRIT IS STILL ALIVE AND READY TO GO I STILL FEEL THE ADRENALINE AND I'M BUZZING YO DAMN I FEEL GOOD I FEEL ALIVE ELECTRICITY PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS"

by Big Sharon July 11, 2013

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

mooktastic

A term coined by a truly awesome English teacher. Mooktastic is the adjective form of "mook". Basically, it describes things that have the characteristics of a "mook" or dumbass.

This conversation is so dumb, it's "mooktastic"!

He: Your hair is, like, mooktastic!

She: Screw you. Your face is mooktastic!

by Mightyguppy December 16, 2009

Mooker

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Mookamedian

A stupid word created by Camilo, a small little peruvian midget. He thinks he's cool and made this word up after "mook". No one actually uses this word as he's mook himself.

Yo LosPollosTV you such a mookamedian!

by 88NASH May 2, 2021

Mookta

Noun/Adj.- A woman possessing the physical characteristics of the the Mookta pedigree of thoroughbred racing horse.

I can't believe they hired that mookta bitch to pole dance.

by TOLTECO January 14, 2011

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009