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To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
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Monumenting

This activity is touring the monuments and memorials of Washington DC (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, Vietnam War, Korean War, WWII, Roosevelt, etc...) in a fashion befitting the students of the various DC-area schools (AU, GW, Gtown, Howard, Catholic, UDC, UMD-College Park etc). This involves running up and down on the National Mall in various stages of intoxication, inebriation, or just being fucked up. Usually occurs between the hours of 10 pm and 2 am. May involve throwing up on the steps to the American History Museum if you're a little too crossfaded.
AU student: yo, we're going monumenting after going to the Hawk and Dove.

Georgetown student: Ok, I'll make a stop at the liquor store. One or two handles of Svedka?

GW student: Obviously two. Dude we're pregaming the Hawk AND monumenting.
by austudent915 May 15, 2010
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Bruh Monument

The ultimate form of a bruh moment in which said moment merits such a reaction that the reaction is suspended beyond the laws of time and space themselves, creating an eternal "monument" to the bruh moment in question.
Person 1: "Dude, can you believe that John actually showed up to school today in his PJ's? That was a real bruh moment."
Person 2: "Nah man, that's what I call a bruh monument. Ain't nobody ever gonna let him live that down!"
by Souperino August 8, 2019
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Monumental Sanchez

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
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Momentise

I have a rain day today so I'm going to momentise on the one and see what happens.
by G Morwong April 18, 2019
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Monument Mythos

Monument Mythos is an analog horror created by Alex Kansas, featuring many American national monuments. The series has two seasons.
Monument Mythos is an analog horror series made by Alex Kansas.
by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 4, 2022
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Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
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