The act of getting on your bad motor scooter and riding to a place you can get to in less than a day. Usually pertains to lonely farm girls who eat rock candy.
Sarah's arduous Montrose to see Arthur eased her loneliness and left her feeling hot, sweet and sticky.
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decent place to hang out i suppose;
nice place for farmer's market and Oktoberfest fest!
decent place to hang out i suppose;
nice place for farmer's market and Oktoberfest fest!
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Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.
by Johnnnnnny19 March 4, 2009
Get the Montrose PA mug.Montrose aka Verdugo City is located above Glendale and below La Canada/La Crescenta. The people who live in this area are the people who cant afford to live in La cCanada/La Crescenta and Glendale.
If you live in Montrose you are either:
Old
A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.
Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."
Wow.
If you live in Montrose you are either:
Old
A skater
A stoner
A stoner who skates
Married with Children
or a teenager with no life.
Marijuana aka Kush is very easy to get and is smoked all day by teenagers and adults alike. The Glendale Police inhabit this area and also the surrounding cities. One word to describe these cops is "Wow."
Wow.
by Montrose Resident May 3, 2009
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Who is Caring/loving
She is un selfish and will anything for you. But don't understand estamate her
Who is Caring/loving
She is un selfish and will anything for you. But don't understand estamate her
by Nina Dina April 26, 2017
Get the montressa mug.A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.
Montrose, PA is the perfect place to raise a family. It is nestled inbetween two cities, and people who work hard either towards a satisfying career or towards an education can find jobs in areas with a low cost of living. Montrose has a lot to offer if you have a little imagination and a little bit of energy.
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
by TheTruthMatters January 10, 2011
Get the Montrose, PA mug.A compilation of overdressed Mexicans, abocrombie Fitch douchebags, and stoners. It's situated in what I like the call the left ass cheek of America. Most of the people who inhabit it are dicks and they'll throw rotten eggs at you from there piece of shit car stuffed full of Mexican preps.10 percent of the population is friendly potheads who the majority of aren't dicks, which might be the only thing good about the town besides Denny's.
Guy 1: ever been to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
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