(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
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lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.
old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!
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Harmon is also known to his readers as BoSsWRiTeR, his pseudonym. Under this name he has released bestselling titles such as Leah Starr's Revenge series and his latest release, The King & Queens of New York, Released November 30, 2013.
At the tender age of twelve, Montice gained an everlasting bond for writing poetry along with captivating spoken word music, influenced by R&B, Pop, Jazz and Hip Hop. Into his freshman year of high school, his passion for writing poetry, music, short stories and novels begin, becoming his number one priority. Harmon has released over thirteen books and two albums and several singles and EPs.
Harmon is also known to his readers as BoSsWRiTeR, his pseudonym. Under this name he has released bestselling titles such as Leah Starr's Revenge series and his latest release, The King & Queens of New York, Released November 30, 2013.
At the tender age of twelve, Montice gained an everlasting bond for writing poetry along with captivating spoken word music, influenced by R&B, Pop, Jazz and Hip Hop. Into his freshman year of high school, his passion for writing poetry, music, short stories and novels begin, becoming his number one priority. Harmon has released over thirteen books and two albums and several singles and EPs.
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Montice Harmon is a novelist
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Derived from the words mongo and spastic.
Derived from the words mongo and spastic.
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