Monthly Hindu

See also; Monthly Indian.
When a woman drips menstrual blood on another person's forehead. Usually for revenge.

I fell asleep without doing anything I told my mom I would do so she gave me the Monthly Hindu to wake me up :(
I still have some sauce in my ear..

by D.ryer May 12, 2011

Monthly Gift

The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.

Mother Nature delivered my monthly gift last night.

by shellbell2234 March 12, 2009

Martin's Monthly

A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.

Martin: I AM FUMING!!!!!!

Everyone: There goes Martin's Monthly!

by immchuck May 10, 2021

Monthly Indian

A woman dripping menstrual blood on another person's forehead.

I woke up to her giving me the Monthly Indian as pay back.

Whenever my girl is on her period I like her to give me the Monthly Indian.

by Ryerbread February 3, 2011

The Monthly Curse

Period. the worst time of the month.

Sally: Damn I got the monthly curse again! Well at least I'm not pregnant.

by SuperGirlDog March 25, 2015

Monthly Firecracker

The act of having oral sex with a woman while she is on her period and removing her tampon with your teeth then consuming it.

Dude John was so wasted last night Sandy gave him a monthly firecracker.

by Mike Hunt X April 13, 2011

Jackass Monthly

A fictional magazine of uninformed point of view. Used as a way of admitting when you have been talking about something that you have no actual knowledge of.

Patrick: The architecture here is really amazing. It's so Romanesque.

Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.

Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.

by TJDOrlando June 20, 2007