retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

savannah montano

a rich, spoiled, and airhead teenage girl who has no sense of reality. famous for her relationship with a now heroine addict, and her spontaneous promiscuity. like paris hilton, she has no talents whatsoever and is popular for her large nosed look and over dramatized lifestyle.

"Hey, have you heard of the Tumblr famous girl, Savannah Montano?"
"Yeah. The one who cheated on her boyfriend for five months?"

by flowersarekindagreat March 5, 2014

Montanan chug jug

to cum and shit into a mason jar then put it in a blender with milk and ice, drink it in one go

"bro I just had a Montanan chug jug"

by Big nut suace April 10, 2019

jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

Montavion

Montavion the realist of them of the all !

I need to be like montavion !

by Javier ggg August 27, 2018

te la montaron

Spanish word for humilliating a personas with comebacks, verbally or singing.

Example :

Man those guys te la montaron.

Te la montaron in school.

Te la montaron en la escuela.

by JamedAzmi January 30, 2015

Montanan

Any person who was born and raised in the state of Montana.

Oh man, your a Montanan? Cool. So, do you carry guns and drive 100 mph all the time? Yeppers, I'm a Montanan! {{LOL..I really AM a Shitkickin Montanan born and raised friends :) }}

by My2Cats&I June 28, 2011